Why You Shouldn’t Get in Shape

Losing weight and getting in shape comes at a horrible price – your clothes stop fitting.

This is a terrible burden to bear. It’s hard to justify the cost of a few pieces of clothing to feel, function and look better.

Right?

Comments

  1. Heh, this reminds me of something from Dylan Moran, which is obscurely related:

    “But look at the people who use [their potential] — who do actually give it everything… The Beckhams or Roy Keanes of this world. People charging! Running up and down the field, swearing and shouting at each other. Are they happy? No! They’re destroying themselves! Who’s happy? You! The fat fucks watching them, with a beer can balanced on your ninth belly, roaring advice at the best athletes in the world. “YOU WANKER!”

    so yeah, don’t do the best you can, because you won’t be entirely happy 😀

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